Showing posts with label David Comes To Life. Show all posts
Showing posts with label David Comes To Life. Show all posts

Monday, August 8, 2011

"David Comes To Life" By The Numbers


I caved yesterday and bought Fucked Up's David Comes To Life (my listening priorities have been elsewhere). I loved Fucked Up, and I love this beast of a record, perhaps as much as I did the last one.

I haven't necessarily loved the reviews, many of which seem pro forma. I set about determining how standardized reviews of DCTL have been, by picking out commonalities among the 28 reviews available online through Metacritic. If I had to spend another afternoon doing this, I might track occurrences of the phrases "arena," "pop," "American Idiot" and "ambitious." Extra demerits to Rolling Stone for describing Pink Eyes' vocals as a "barf-yowl." Here's the data, with the number of reviews out of 28 noting:
  • That David Comes To Life has 18 songs: 13 (46%)
  • That David Comes To Life is nearly 80 minutes: 19 (68%)
  • That David Comes To Life is a concept album: 24 (86%)
    • With a plot that is difficult to follow: 16 (57%)
  • That quote lyrics: 3 (11%)
  • That the album has a companion release, David's Town: 2 (7%)
  • That Pink Eyes' real name is Damian Abraham: 16 (57%)
    • That Abraham is physically a large man: 3 (11%)
    • That Pink Eyes shouts/growls/barks etc.: 22 (79%)
  • That Fucked Up have 3 guitarists: 12 (43%)
  • That Fucked Up have 2 guitarists: 1 (4%)
  • That Fucked Up's band name is explicit: 6 (21%)
  • That David Comes To Life is a magnum opus: 5 (18%)
  • That The Chemistry Of Common Life was the previous LP: 11 (39%)
  • Similarities to Tommy, Quadrophenia or The Who: 9 (32%)
  • Similarities to Zen Arcade or Husker Du: 8 (29%)
  • Similarities to the Hold Steady: 3 (11%)
  • That the album deserves four stars or equivalent: 17 out of 33 (52%)
Obviously, the craft comes in choosing which of these datum belong in a review, and how to describe a band's sound. Of course, listening to a record six times and reading the EPK lends itself to similar reviews, and a solid majority of the 28 reviews that I read were basically indistinguishable. I think the next step is a David Comes To Life review generator.

An album like this should inspire strange, intense writing--as I imagine it will in coming months and years--rather than the narrow range of responses that greeted it.